How the World Sees Us
Two weeks ago, at my final tailgate as a student, I found myself talking to a gentleman from New Zealand who was visiting some friends who met him while studying abroad. After requesting that he say some of Murray’s lines (“I said a central park in Newark”), we asked him to do his best to affect an American accent. He asked what we wanted him to say, and we told him to decide. ...
Does anyone want to start an awards show with me?
I think there’s a four day span in June without one, so there’s a market for another.
There’s an overwhelming need for an economic growth agenda beyond merely...– Eliot Spitzer, in Slate I maintain that America is full of too many people who expect too high a standard of living, with no actual industry left for support. There is no middle class. American manufacturing has either been off-shored or automated. These jobs are gone. They are not coming back....
Bush Says Kanye Insult Worst Moment of Presidency →
Not 9/11, not Hurricane Katrina, not the never-ending war in Iraq. None of that was the worst. Being called racist by a pop star. That was the worst.
The Facebook Archive is Creepy and Awesome
Yesterday I was going through my old wall posts in the Facebook archive that you can now download. I highly recommend doing this, by the way. It will dredge up all sorts of old memories.
Me: Oh wow. DUI Jen, with a wall post.
Roommate: DUI Jen?
Me: Yeah...there were a few Jens, and she got a DUI while I was dating her.
Roommate: Did you become her chauffer?
Me: No, I dumped her ass.