My favorite part of the blizzard was reading everyone’s minute-by-minute updates of their holiday travel situations on my Facebook newsfeed. HAHA JUST KIDDING
House Republican leaders yesterday unveiled major changes to House procedural...– Center on Budget and Policy House Republican Rule Changes Pave the Way For Major Deficit-Increasing Tax Cuts, Despite Anti-Deficit Rhetoric (via mfnher)
Can someone please just make a cologne that smells...
I’d pay good money for this. Peeling one close to my chest with my shirt off is a poor substitute.
Glover himself was a Negro and unlikely to perceive only general features...– Manson v. Brathwaite, 432 U.S. 98, 115 (1977). Ladies and Gentlemen, the Supreme Court of the United States of America!
This is Such Bullshit →
This is nothing but a PR move. The “Giving Pledge” doesn’t mean shit, just like Zuckerberg saying he’d donate $100 million to Newark schools if they could match the funds didn’t mean shit. Give it away, then brag about it. Don’t just pledge to give it away. Actually do it. No one is stopping you.
How to get a girl with a Tumblr to sleep with you
Tell her you loved Inception. Tell her you love cats.
We turned into a pretty-boy jump-shooting team.– Tom Izzo, on the performance of his Michigan State Spartans. I’m considering transferring to Michigan State and trying out. A pretty-boy jump-shooting system really plays to my strengths.
colleendeezy asked: Are you excited for the new/old Bachelor? Are you going to watch?
I cried. Watch this.
This is my view on these feminists who came out of the 60s and 70s, some of them...– Sarah Palin, America’s Preeminent Feminist