April 2010
46 posts
cagefree asked: Are you required to wear a cowboy hat to work at Binder and Binder?
Anonymous asked: How long do you give yourself in the law profession before you burn out?
Anonymous asked: Is is true that you're working at a personal injury firm this summer?
Anonymous asked: Judging by you're posts, your really into fashion. Are you gay?
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Damn It
I should have predicted how effortlessly I would transition from being obsessed with basketball shoes between the ages of 8 and 18 to being obsessed with work shoes when I got a real job. Now, instead of running to the mailbox daily to see if the latest edition of Eastbay came, I log onto Gilt daily at noon. Instead of standing in Footlocker staring at Jordan XIs, I sit on Nordstrom’s...
What Happened When I Went Undercover at a... →
givemesomethingtoread:
What I saw and experienced at JiM both enraged and disturbed me. I had trouble staying in character as I watched one man, as part of his therapy, act out beating his father to death with a baseball bat — just one of several “Are you kidding?” moments. How anyone could believe that a JiM weekend could turn a man straight still baffles me.
“It was the first time in...
What If The Tea Party Were Black? →
I think we all know that racism is only acceptable when it’s couched in Patriotism.
Palin, Inc. →
How Sarah Palin made a fortune off of her acknowledged ignorance.
I love when people post the URL of their Facebook...
“I know when I wake up in the morning, my stomach will be going 90 miles an hour.”
– Sam Bradford. Obviously his eloquence is what will make him the #1 pick.
“Hipster irony in dress would most likely be misinterpreted in Chinese society as...”
– Juanjuan Wu. Sometimes I wish I lived in China. Also I’d be a giant there, which would be awesome.
Too Much Time Together
Last night, one of my roommates and I took a break from studying in the library to get dinner at a well-known burger place on campus.
About halfway through our meal, I said “Now I’m going to smell like meat all night in the library.”
Since we spend approximately 70% of our waking hours within 20 feet of each other, he joined in and we finished my thought in unison:...
I Hate Law School
Our law library has two group study rooms. They are the only places in the library where you can have a discussion at normal volume. The purpose of this post, however, is not to get into an extended discussion about how stupid it is to have two group study rooms for 1100 students (it would actually be a short discussion, cause it’s really fucking stupid), but to complain about the nature...
There's a reason no one takes Canada seriously
And his name is Barry Melrose.
Sadly, I couldn’t find a screencap of the Mandarin Lapel suit I saw him wearing on Sportscenter the other day, but trust me, he was wearing one. And it was hideous.
Call me a Communist, but
“Eye of the Tiger” is a terrible pump-up song. I downloaded a workout mix a few months ago and, of course, “Eye of the Tiger” is on there.
I skip it every time it comes up. It’s the opposite of a pump-up song. It makes me drowsy. It’s aural Benadryl.
My zip code this summer is 10001
Suck on that, rest of America.
