June 2010
18 posts
I'm (Comparatively) a Failure
On Saturday I watched the USA-Ghana game along with 5% of America (incredibly poor showing, really). When Benny Feilhaber was subbed in at halftime and they popped up his vital stats, I noticed that he was 25, 5’9”, and born in Brazil.
Weird, I thought. I used to play on Beachside with a short Brazilian kid named Benny. And he was always the best kid on the field, by far.
I got...
“I never lie to guys. Wait actually that’s not true at all.”
– Female co-worker
Be Prepared
Me: I thought that was a pocket square in your suit.
Officemate: Nope. It's a wet nap.
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newenglander asked: how are you handling all of the lunchtime drinking? seems like a ton for you (4 drinks?!?!). where do you find time/space to nap in the afternoon?
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The longest day of the year was, in fact, the longest day of the year. I got to enjoy all the extra sunlight by staying in the office until after dark.
This blog may soon become a forum for my whining and little else.
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“Was the bathroom crowded? I hate the post-lunch crowd.”
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Today’s chant suggestions: “Clean the gulf”, “BP sucks”, and “Fuck BP”. Enjoy.
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After my first 13 hour day
Me: What time did you end up leaving last night?
Officemate: Really? I walked out with you.
Me: Right.
At my gym hiring a personal trainer gives you free license to leave your shit strewn all over multiple machines/workout areas. Even if you hire the 70 year old personal trainer who walks with a cane.
