Brother: This box just vibrated.
Me: It must be for Mom.
Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in...– Kevin Garnett
Woman At Gym: See you later, muscles.
Man At Gym: They're not as big as yours! ...Ah, uh, I meant that in a good way.
It’s difficult to take an “anti-faith” position. There’s...– Chuck Klosterman on Faith and Tim Tebow