Anonymous asked: What are your thought on girls wearing masculine watches? I dig it.
Perhaps you single ladies with cats should be more careful.
Close your eyes and picture the socioeconomic depravities of The Wire. Okay… now...– the genius who sold Justified to FX (via produceyourexplanation)
I'm in so much pain right now
That I’m giving myself a foot massage, with lotion and everything. All this basketball is reminding me (again) that I’m no longer a teenager. Getting old sucks.
Ken Jennings is Fucking Hilarious →
“The contest is two games stretched out over three nights: another half game tomorrow, with the final game Wednesday. In addition to giving IBM a nice infomercial spot (if you buy a Watson 1.0 license for home use, you also get a Watson mouse pad and some steak knives!) the documentary spots help explain how the contest came together, why this truly represents an AI breakthrough, and so...
Lesson Learned Last Night
If one of your friends has recently broken up with their long-term significant other whom they still adore but had to end things with for purely logistical reasons and you see them out at a bar, don’t ask them about it. It will ruin their night.
You guys are a pretty self-selecting group of professionals, so there are three...– My Corps professor, on the perks of being a lawyer. (via thedeezydocket)
Why That Chrysler Super Bowl Ad Actually Sucked →
“But most appalling is the idea that Chrysler is one of the great things about gritty Detroit and America, when in fact it’s one of the corporate locusts that choked the city and nation purple with its credit-backed gobbling of skilled labor and its excretion of abandoned worker plants.” Says everything that I thought, but so more much effectively than I could have.
You Could Just...Do That
This morning at the gym, there were two frat bros lifting in my vicinity. Apparently they had just been to a class or did a frat-bonding exercise where they were each asked their dream profession (college is HARD). One of their friends said he would be an astronaut, and they were discussing their mutual admiration for this guy. “Oh man, being an astronaut would be so cool. That would...
GIMME DAT, DAT, DAT SHOT →
I don’t want HPV either.
Me: These recruits were born in 1993? Jesus, we're so old.
Roommate: The real question is, when are you going to take down your first Millenium baby? Ten years?
Me: Aw, gross. I hope to be happily married in 10 years.
Roommate: Ok, then in 15?