April 2011
19 posts
Apr 29th
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Final Final
My last law school final is today. I’m less prepared for this exam than I have been for any exam since my last final in college. I shotgunned a beer immediately before that final, so… Shit.
Apr 29th
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Juxtapositions
I sat behind two females in one of my classes this semester. Last week, one spent the entire class looking at wedding dresses.  (She’s not engaged.  I know this because law school is like middle school, and everyone knows everything about everyone else.  Well, that and her incessant Facebook statuses about how her boyfriend is getting up there in age and needs to propose to her, otherwise...
Apr 28th
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Feet and Law School
I’m in the library studying (read: surfing the internet) because it’s finals time, and that’s what people do during finals.  I’m sitting in a little wooden carrel because I like privacy when I’m procrastinating.  I have my boat shoes off, because I like to be comfortable when I’m procrastinating. I’m even doing a little bit of work, which is just absolute...
Apr 26th
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The Finals Crunch
marliehk: Sweatshorts: I hate finals time, there’s nowhere to sit. Me: There’s a free carrel right there. Sweatshorts: My phone doesn’t get service in the that one. Yet another of my roommates has joined the world of Tumblr, apparently mostly so he can make fun of me in an additional forum.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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It's True
Me: I have never been wrong.  Colleen: I’m trying to think of an example of a time you were wrong. It’s taking me long enough to lend some kind of credibility to your position which REALLY annoys me.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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9 Things The Rich Don't Want You To Know About... →
Apr 20th
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“You’re leaving law school and you’re going to kindergarten.”
– My Professor, on working at a large firm
Apr 19th
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Modern Courtship
Everyone, everywhere seems to be lamenting the state of modern courtship. “Dating is dead!” “The hookup culture is ruining a generation!” “You’re such an asshole!” Ah, sorry, I think that last one was specific to me.  Anyway, I’ve been thinking about it quite a bit lately, and there are certainly things to be missed about the way dating used to...
Apr 18th
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Apr 12th
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Never.
cagefree replied to your photo What is that, a half-windsor? Lame. I have never in my life tied a knot other than a Four-in-Hand.  Nor will I ever.
Apr 11th
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“I almost wish I hadn’t started lifting with you. Now when I shower, I...”
– My roommate. Should I start charging him for my personal training services?
Apr 7th
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Anonymous asked: what law school are you in/where did you go undergrad?
Apr 6th
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Anonymous asked: 1. When are you going to be single & ready to mingle?
2. Are you into Inception & cats?
Apr 5th
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fitzgeraldwashere-deactivated20 asked: IM HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME DECIDING IF I LIKE YOU AND THINK YOU'RE FUNNY OR IF I JUST THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Apr 4th
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“Connecticut had the seventh-highest offensive rebounding rate in the country,...”
– Eamon Brennon, Kentucky’s Gameplan, ESPN.com Fortunately for the Wildcats, they have a big dumb truck in Jorts Harrelson.
Apr 1st
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Real-life Gigolos on Showtime →
I kind of wish I’d known this was an actual profession before I spent 170K on law school.  I’d have a lot less in loans, at least.
Apr 1st
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