50 Things You Need To Give Up Today →
I hate self-help affirmation bullshit. “Give up waiting.” - Oh, like in line? Awesome! That’s going to free up so much time! “Give up trying to avoid mistakes. The only mistake that can truly hurt you is choosing to do nothing simply because you’re too scared to make a mistake.” - This author has clearly never been in a car accident. Or played a sport. Or LEFT...
Do these lyrics belong to Rebecca Black or a respected Hip Hop artist? No driving, no sleeping Live it up like it’s the weekend When the DJ play the right song Gonna drink, gonna party all night long At first listen, I too thought they were Rebecca Black’s; alas, they were penned by Wiz Khalifa. I love the quality of today’s popular music.
To The Fairer Sex
To Every Woman I’ve Ever Hit on, Talked to, or Looked at at a Bar, I’m sorry. I went to a gay bar when I was in Minneapolis over the weekend. It was the first gay bar I’ve ever been to. I went with five other straight guys. Why we went is unimportant, but there were legitimate reasons. That we went forever changed the way I will approach the opposite sex. I never really...
The president does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally...– Barack Obama, 2007. I’m not mad, Barack…I’m just disappointed.
Anonymous asked: Are you straight? Curious minds want to know..
Book/author recommendations, please?
Road trip to Minnesota tomorrow.
On Los Angeles
I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t live in Southern California. I think that New Englanders and Upper Midwesterners just don’t know that there’s a place where you don’t have to deal with a miserable winter. I grew up in New England and I assumed that you had to be cold and grumpy 4-5 months of the year. But you don’t. Those tricky Los Angelenos have...
Friend: Can't win 'em all.
Me: Why not?