brendaninlondon: This is my brother after he exercises. No, that’s not a sunburn. It must run in the family, because I get similarly tomato-faced.
Anonymous asked: I just read through your entire tumblr and I am shocked at how much of a face-changer you are. Your face looks different in EVERY picture! You vary from holy-fucking-shit-he's-so-hot to I'd-talk-to-him-if-he-approached-me. Which are you in real life?
‘Turns out, I consume a ton of cupcakes,’ she says. Crunching the...– Invasion of the Body Hackers, on Slate. Hey, instead of reorganizing your life to minimize your cupcake consumption opportunities, why don’t you just EAT FEWER CUPCAKES?
A married gentleman in public office should never get sexy with women on Twitter...– Winston Churchill
I Made Homemade Soap Today
And it was surprisingly easy. I know that custom, homemade soaps are having a moment in the sun (but not really because they’d melt lol), so I thought I’d share my recipe here. Take the bar of soap that you’ve been using for a few weeks and a new bar of soap. (I use Dove, but you can use whatever you want because it’s YOUR OWN CUSTOM SOAP. Heck get a little crazy and use TWO DIFFERENT KINDS.) ...