July 2011
15 posts
ymbtttr asked: Congrats on being done with the NY Bar!
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BRB
curling up in the bathtub of my hotel room and crying for a few hours
Stop Pressuring Me
No matter how many times you ask, I will not apply for the Bachelorette/Bachelor. I have no desire to spend the rest of my life trying to get on the cover of People.
I will say that last night when I was watching (and let’s be honest, the Bachelorette is generally awful and this season is no exception), I was thinking about what would happen on my hometown visit.
Dad: I have to do what?
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Electric Cars Dangerously Quiet; Lawmakers Propose...
Washington, D.C. - On Tuesday, legislators in the House will take up the issue of electric cars. Electric cars are virtually silent, since they lack a gasoline-powered engine. Some worry that this lack of noise could pose a danger to pedestrians.
“What’s the point of reducing our foreign oil dependence if electric cars run us all over before the oil is gone? If I’m crossing...
Pow! Bang! [More Gun Sounds!]
For my birthday last week my little brother bought me a pair of these to wear while I play basketball, since I’m old as dirt and everything hurts all. the. time.
I played a few games of pickup in them yesterday for the first time, and they were awesome. I felt like this:
I was banging in the lane, diving for loose balls, and running through screens instead of around them.
Haha just...
“I can solve the deficit in 5 minutes. If the deficit ever gets more than 3% of...”
– Warren Buffet
So smart.
(via newenglander)
Anonymous asked: How does it feel to be 26, semi-short, and "boring, arrogant, conceited, and all-around unenjoyable"?
