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My Bachelor Rules
I’m not watching The Bachelor this year. Now that I’m a grownup with actual responsibilities like making copies and hole-punching those copies and putting those hole-punched copies in binders, I just don’t have the time to watch and recap it like I used to. Plus, I can’t steal my roommates’ jokes anymore so the recaps probably wouldn’t even be funny. So in...
I Appreciate the Offer
On Friday night I went out to dinner a friend of mine, the inimitable Maxwell. (I really just wanted to use “inimitable” in a sentence. He’s not that great.) Afterwards, we parted ways. I went to my favorite place in the five boroughs, Upstate. I sat at the bar and made new friends, while downing oysters and beers. Well, it turns out that the beers they serve at Upstate are a...
ZZ Ward - Eleven Roses →
You should put this in your ears. I highly recommend “Overdue” and “Criminal”, to start.
Dating With Stalkers
Me: I guess you don't know me that well yet.
Girl: I know more about you than you think.
Me: Oh cool that wasn't creepy at all.