March 2012
3 posts
The Best Son
Mom: Can you help me with something on the computer? I get to download three free songs a week from the library's website, but I can't figure out how to get them to go into my iTunes.
Me: Jeez Mom, I'll just give you three dollars a week and you can buy the songs.
Mar 20th
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Mar 12th
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Dating Sucks
Finally, I thought.  I didn’t expect it to take five months of New York living before I sat across from an attractive girl on the subway. She and I exchanged smiles.  My heart raced as I tried to figure out how to talk to her.  She had headphones in, playing music loud enough that I could hear every word Beyonce sang.  She wasn’t trying to make it easy. Fortunately, she stood up at...
Mar 8th
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