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Sep 19

Workout Goggles

Last week at the gym I saw a girl towards the end of my workout, and I thought she was pretty attractive. Tall, blonde, in great shape, cute-in-the-face.

I saw her again this morning, but this time she showed up before I’d really started lifting. She was still in great shape, but I either had some serious workout goggles going on last week or she got into some sort of disfiguring accident over the weekend. Given the lack of bandages, I’m pretty sure it was the former.

I’m no scientist, but I’d guess that testosterone is the most likely culprit. Testosterone’s kind of a dick, huh? Wars, cheating, bar fights, and workout goggles. All terrible, all testosterone’s fault.

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dailykayla said: Don’t say this. When I’m “working out” in my workout Barbie outfit, it’s about the only time I get hit on in person. I’ll be damned if you say it’s not genuine. OK. Bye.
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