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Sep 30

Romance and Exhibitionism

I’m sure you’ve all seen this video that’s been making rounds, in which a dude and his friends dance to a stupid Bruno Mars song in the middle of Disney and then the dude proposes to his girlfriend, who is so mortified that she can’t even take her hands away from her face, let alone take off her sunglasses.  How fucking romantic, huh?  God, I hope that I can’t see my girlfriends eyes when I propose to her.  Idyllic.

All of the comments I’ve seen from people I know say that this is the sweetest thing that has ever happened ever in this world.  Apparently many of them cried over it.  Which is weird, because it’s just people dancing and then a guy proposing.  I don’t even want to know what would happen to these criers if they actually developed a connection with these characters, instead of just seeing him dance and her bashfully hide her face.  Would they explode?

The girls I dated in high school didn’t require any grandiose public displays of affection.  Then in college, Facebook came along and girls got mad when I didn’t post on their walls regularly, telling them how much I missed them and how excited I was to see them, which is stupid (mostly because it was almost never true, but I digress).  If I miss you or am excited to see you, I’ll tell you.  Privately.  Fuck you, Facebook.

Doesn’t having a few million people share in a special moment cheapen it?  Why does our generation feel such an overwhelming need for the approval of others?  If I’m doing something special for someone special, I’m not doing it for my gratification or for the praise of the general public.

I’m not one of those old-school superstitious people who believe that having your photo taken steals a part of your soul.  But doesn’t having millions of people look at it make it less special?


  1. brendaninlondon said: not as bad as this one… youtube.com/watch?v…
  2. ilikeyourfreckles reblogged this from sweatshorts
  3. newenglander said: those 2 girls in the front are cute
  4. a-ndia reblogged this from thedelfina
  5. colleendeezy said: A private guy with a blog?
  6. thedelfina reblogged this from datebynumbers
  7. megwhat said: Adults that like disney world are fucking weird. Adults that deem disney world as an appropriate place to propose are the fucking weirdest.
  8. justme31 said: not only is it too much but, the song is not romantic AT ALL.
  9. hitchcockismyhomeboy said: Thats kinda why I am not even sure I want to get married. Stand up in front of lots of other people declaring something that should be enough being private? Am v.ambivalent when it comes to big weddings. Local townhouse with a couple witnesses it is!
  10. aplacefornegativity reblogged this from sweatshorts
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  12. janambm said: If anyone proposed to me in front of a huge group of people, the answer would be no. Even if I really, really loved him. He would clearly know nothing about me.
  13. the-house-of-oz said: That’s horrifying. No. Just no. Why would anyone want that type of humiliation for their proposal?
  14. caryrandolph said: Word. All public proposals of marriage will be met with a “Later, dude.” Especially in restaurants.
  15. fearofthederpsicle reblogged this from sweatshorts and added:
    proposals are so...this exact reason.