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Oct 21

Should I Get a Cat?

  • Female Friend: What're you up to this weekend?
  • Me: Date with [link to girl's photo] tonight and [link to girl's photo] tomorrow night.
  • Female Friend: I like that second one.
  • Me: It's actually my second date with her...she's not bad. She speaks a little slowly. Aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I'm single.

  1. dailykayla said: Speaks slowly as in..she’s a special snowflake or just too slow for your liking? This is interesting news as I never knew my speech speeds were up for judgment while on a date. ~the more you learn~ :)
  2. disastrousdatingdivas said: haha, I’m glad “she’s not bad” is all it takes to get a second date out of you.
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