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Nov 1

Dating With Dummies

  • Her: So, like, what religion are you?
  • Me: I was raised Catholic, but I'm an atheist now.
  • Her: What is that again?
  • Me: It means I believe that god doesn't exist.
  • Her: Oh right. So, like, what sort of traditions and stuff do you have?
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Her: You know, like, how do you practice that?
  • Me: ...You don't know what atheism is, do you?
Posted at 11:10 AM 47 notes

  1. menmadeeasy4u reblogged this from sweatshorts
  2. staceyjoy said: And then you told her to leave? And then that was the end of the date? And then your brain exploded from the retardation? Please tell me it was one of those.
  3. super-rad said: yikes
  4. mrcesq said: FESTIVUS!
  5. iopenmymouth said: Please tell me you did not continue the date!
  6. cagefree said: Well we celebrate the birth of Santa Claus on December 25th and watch football on Sundays.
  7. cubicleparty said: You know, maybe atheists should have traditions? Might as well make up some really cool ones. Could be fun!
  8. antistatic said: Bless her heart.
  9. drydenlane said: LOLOL
  10. theclairewitch said: wow.
  11. myabsurdexistence said: This made my day.
  12. dailykayla said: How do you practice not believing in God. TELL ME TELL ME! This is fun…keep the stories coming please.
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