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Jan 27
Free AIDS test!
I have great veins, and every time I give blood or have it taken, the nurse compliments me on them. Nurses taking my blood love me almost as much as women over 60 love me.
Now all I need to do is find a single 60 year old who’s a nurse and I’ll be all set.

Free AIDS test!

I have great veins, and every time I give blood or have it taken, the nurse compliments me on them. Nurses taking my blood love me almost as much as women over 60 love me.

Now all I need to do is find a single 60 year old who’s a nurse and I’ll be all set.


  1. cagefree said: I bet I can give a pint of blood faster than you can.
  2. honestlyashley said: I’m a 30 year-old doctor and man are those veins sexy!
  3. fullcredit said: ‘Roids much? Also, you should probably move to southern Florida if that’s your type.
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