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Jan 30

Anonymous asked: You and datebynumbers should go out on a date!

Given that she’s made out with my brother and slept with one of his best friends, it would probably be a pretty weird date.

She tried to set me up with one of her friends a few months ago, but apparently showing interest after a successful first date is the wrong thing to do.  Who knew?


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